don’t know why it took me so long to see by goodmorningbeloved
★ ★ ★ ★
Words: 11,209
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Completed: Yes
“Oh, watch this,” Natasha says, propping her chin against her knuckles and turning a sweet gaze on him. “Tony, what’s it like dating a superhero?”
Tony bristles in irritation. “We’re not dating,” he snaps. “Captain America probably thinks he can get into anyone’s pants just ‘cause he’s got a mask, costume, and reputation, but not me, buddy. That shield? Gotta be overcompensating for something.” He adds, a bit petulantly, “Oh, and all that blue? Definitely more Steve’s color than his.”
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In which Tony is a genius in all matters except recognizing his boyfriend past a mask.